Pucker up people! The one and only Cuttlefish of Cthulhu, longtime companion of the late Oderus Urungus of GWAR, is now available to take home as your very own adult toy in a VERY limited pink quantity.

We partnered with Bad Dragon to create this limited-edition monstrosity. A listing of the sizes are below and the photos show each size in relation to a soda can.

Small

circumference of head: 6 inches
circumference of shaft: 6 1/8 inches or 6.13 inches
circumference of base: 13 inches
diameter of head: 2 inches
diameter of shaft: 2 1/16 inches or 2.06 inches
diameter of base: 4 3/8 inches or 4.38 inches
total length: 7 1/2 inches or 7.5 inches
usable length: 6 1/4 inches or 6.25 inches

Medium

circumference of head: 8 1/8 inches or 8.13 inches
circumference of shaft: 8 3/16 inches or 8.19 inches
circumference of base: 17 inches
diameter of head: 2 5/8 inches or 2.63 inches
diameter of shaft: 2 3/4 inches or 2.75 inches
diameter of base: 5 3/4 inches or 5.75 inches
total length: 10 inches
usable length: 8 inches

Large

circumference of head: 10 1/4 inches or 10.25 inches
circumference of shaft: 10 1/8 inches 10.13 inches
circumference of base: 21 1/2 inches oe 21.5 inches
diameter of head: 3 3/8 inches or 3.38 inches
diameter of shaft: 3 7/16 inches 3.44 inches
diameter of base: 7 5/16 inches or 7.31 inches
total length: 12 1/2 inches or 12.5 inches
usable length:10 inches

XLarge

circumference of head: 12 1/8 inches or 12.13 inches
circumference of shaft: 12 1/4 inches or 12.25 inches
circumference of base: 25 1/2 inches or 25.5 inches
diameter of head: 4 inches
diameter of shaft: 4 3/16 inches or 4.19 inches
diameter of base: 8 3/4 inches or 8.75 inches
total length: 15 1/4 inches or 15.25 inches
usable length: 12 inches

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